You just made me feel so damn special
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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