So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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