i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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