When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
