I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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