it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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