I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
two words: eviction party
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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