I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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