i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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