Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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