Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Pants are for mortals
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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