One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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