I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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