Dual....:-)
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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