we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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