I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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