Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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