Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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