Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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