i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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