remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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