He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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