have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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