Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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