I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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