quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.