question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?