He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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