Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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