I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
