What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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