would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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