Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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