home. puking in laundry basket.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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