I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!