i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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