If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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