Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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