Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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