i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
