Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
oh good, I think they're gone
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You've changed since you got that strap on