Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good