I only kidnapped one of them. chill
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.