another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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