I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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