you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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