i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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