That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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