P.S. I can't hear my feet
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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