very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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