Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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