Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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