Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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