Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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