Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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