just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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