Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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