his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Acid is not a monday night drug
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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