It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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